From the creator of the legendary Twitter account with the same name and inspired by the creativity of its 100K+ followers, here comes at last the book every alien needs to read before heading to Earth to work undercover as a human.

Every important and slightly less important human trait, behaviour and code explained, with guidance on how to accurately mimic it in order to seemingly blend in among humans.

    As you are likely an undercover alien, your privacy is paramount. Your details will not be passed on or sold to NASA, NSA, SNA, SASA, NANA, NUNU or anyone else. If in doubt, here's a privacy policy to enjoy.

    “Some books are meant to be written. The community that's grown around what was initially a silly parody Twitter account, its infinite collective wisdom and wit, has proved to me the true value of an alien perspective on humanity as a possible cure to its self-nurtured oblivion. I guess I've been putting it off for too long.”

    Michael Sender

    Creator of Aliens About Humans

    For your information


    Well, by joining the waitlist you...

    • Support the creation of the first complete handbook for aliens working undercover as humans that isn't just a collection of tweets.
    • Influence the book's content by participating in secret insider polls.
    • Get exempted from probing during abduction (human readers only).
    • Get an invitation to the book release event with the opportunity to get your copy signed.
    • Please Zorn.
    • Keep the author motivated to finish the damn thing.
    • Help the book get published.


    When is the book coming?

    At the moment of the announcement of the waitlist the book was halfway finished. The goal is to have it published by 2023.

    Can I pre-order my copy by joining the waitlist?

    As the book isn't published yet, it cannot be pre-ordered. However, being on the waitlist ensure that you'll be the first to know when the book is available for pre-order.

    Will the book be a collection of tweets?

    No. Long-time followers may recognise certain points made in past tweets, but the book will be 95% new material.

    Do I have to buy the book if I join the waitlist?

    The waitlist is not binding in anyway. You are welcome to join only as a tease if that's what gets you going.


    Know any other undercover aliens out there who could benefit from this life-saving handbook? Please share!​